My dearest tobacco,

[roxybisquaint]

I think you are my soulmate.

All my love,
Roxy

No, I have not smoked.

Comments

[cisaac.livejournal.com]

I was about to go 'HAVE YOU STARTED AGAIN!?!' and get all uppity until I saw the last line.

It's April 2nd now! No fools jokes!

:D

[roxybisquaint.livejournal.com]

hehehe. I figured I better add that note at the bottom or people would think I'd started smoking again. I didn't. I won't. I'm finished with that life. That wasn't actually intended to be an April fool's joke, though. I'm going to make another post to explain.

[intrepid01.livejournal.com]

Think about it, what does cigarettes come in?

A small “paper” carton lined with “foil.”

It's a growing conspiracy, first foil out for blood, then paper cuts, and the coup de grace, tobacco.

I tell you it's evil, run Roxy!

[roxybisquaint.livejournal.com]

Oh damn, I never eve realized that paper is so eeeevil!

[fig-aruna.livejournal.com]

*pat pat*

Stay strong, Roxy! The two of you just need to shift your relationship into something that's slightly more healthy :)

[roxybisquaint.livejournal.com]

So true.