Phuck you, PhotoShop

Why must you fuck with me tonight, PhotoShop? Why? Can't you be satisfied with 4gigs of memory? Hmm? All the other apps seem to think that's enough, but no. Not you. No, you have to be difficult. Hey, put that beach ball down while I'm talking to you! Pay attention! Oh you better not sass me, PhotoShop. That's it... you're grounded mister.